February 2009
Obama Pokes Fun At Rahm, Mentions The Blackberry...
shiningstar:
srsly:thedailywhat:
Funny, funny stuff:
I am seriously glad to be here tonight at the annual Alfalfa dinner. I know that many you are aware that this dinner began almost one hundred years ago as a way to celebrate the birthday of General Robert E. Lee. If he were here with us tonight, the General would be 202 years old. And very confused. Now, this hasn’t been reported yet,...
“I’m not going to lie from that podium and I think the president would expect me...”
– Robert Gibbs (via apsies)
January 2009
Cellular Plans
My phone is dying and our contract has been up for a few months so I’m looking at phones/plans and I’m wondering why are cellular plans shittier than they were years ago?
oh…and mail-in rebates = crap. just give it to me up front
“yes, I’m disappointed to see the casual, laissez-faire, short sleeves, no shirt...”
– Andrew Card, former Chief of Staff for George W. Bush being a…douche.
Think Progress » Card: Obama has brought a ‘locker room experience’ to the WH with his informal dress code.
When children have imaginary friends, we call it...
girlindc:
(the-best-on-mars via shanexcore via noahkai)
Unless of course that friend’s name is God, Jehovah, Allah, etc. Then it’s all totally OK!
(Yeah, hi - I just realized that I’ve lost the really beautiful silver bracelet that my boss brought me from Turkey. If it weren’t for incurable’s impending arrival, I’d be really upset. Instead, I’m just feeling snarky. And, I might add, one...
The Giving Tree, by Shel Silverstein
featherpluckn:
havent-got-a-prayer:
Once there was a tree…and she loved a little boy. And every day the boy would come and he would gather her leaves and make them into crowns and play king of the forest. He would climb up her trunk and swing from her branches and eat apples. And they would play hide-and-go-seek. And when he was tired, he would sleep in her shade. And the boy loved the...
“Lets stop pretending these Guantanamo guys are all super villains, they’re thugs...”
– Jon Stewart, on the fear of moving the Guantanamo detainees to the United States. (via ceallaigh) (via apsies) (via absurdlakefront)
yeah, so I guess lied about telling Tumblr see ya for today…
I don’t stay focused too well
Stepping away from tumblr today
too much homework today…
not that my few followers will actually miss my massive reposts…
Something about needing to take clothes to the dry...
girlindc:
Just sayin’.
1 tag
