Here in Canada you will enjoy a wealth of luxuries. These include (but are not limited to):
- Riding polar bears
- Maple syrup in every water fountain!
- For every Starbucks, there are 15 Tim Hortons
- A beaver for a pet
- Your very own forest!
- A new city named in your honour (in the Arctic)
- Day trips to the North Pole
- French as an official language. Bienvenue!
- Universal healthcare