In class, we were given the following list of colloquialisms and we had to figure out what the actual colloquialism was in everyday English.

See how you do with them…

  1. Pulchritude possesses solely cutaneous profundity.
  2. Scintillate, scintillate, asteroid minific.
  3. Members of an avian species of identical plumage congregate.
  4. Surveillance should precede saltation.
  5. It is fruitless to become lacrymous over precipitately lacteal fluid.
  6. Freedom from incrustations of grime is contiguous to divinity.
  7. The stylus is more potent than the scimitar.
  8. It is fruitless to attempt to indoctrinate a superannuated canine with innovative maneuvers.
  9. Eschew the implement of correction and vitiate the scion.
  10. The temperature of the aqueous content of an unremittingly ogled cooking container does not reach 212 degrees Fahrenheit.
  11. Neophyte’s serendipity.
  12. Male cadavers are incapable of yielding any testimony.
  13. Individuals who make their abode in vitreous edifices would be advised to refrain from catapulting projectiles.
  14. All articles that coruscate with resplendence are not truly auriferous.
  15. Where there are visible vapors having their province in ignited carbonaceous material, there is conflagration.
  16. Sorting on the part of mendicants must be interdicted.
  17. A plethora of individuals with expertise in culinary techniques vitiates the potable concoction produced by steeping comestibles.
  18. Exclusive dedication to necessary chores without interludes of hedonistic diversion renders Jack a hepetudinous fellow.
  19. A revolving lathic conglomerate accumulates no diminutive glaucous bryophitic plants.
  20. The person representing the ultimate cachinnation possesses, thereby, the optimal cachinnation.
  21. Missiles of ligneous consistency have the potential of fracturing my osseous structure of appellations will eternally be benign.

I’ll post the answers tomorrow evening sometime. :-)