think4yourself

reuters:

Watch live: Stephen Colbert, Herman Cain hold rally in South Carolina dubbed the “Rock Me Like a Herman Cain: South Cain-olina Primary Rally.”

Watch live: Stephen Colbert, Herman Cain hold rally in South Carolina dubbed the “Rock Me Like a Herman Cain: South Cain-olina Primary Rally.”

(via matthewkeys)

tpmmedia:

The “not-Stephen Colbert’s” super PAC has released a hilarious new ad in South Carolina urging voters to vote for ‘Herman Cain,’ complete with Stephen’s painfully perfect execution of Herman Cain’s infamous creepy smile.

(via seriouslyamerica)

You can’t have a debate without saying 999 in a debate.

Michele Bachmann • Bringing up the ghost of Herman Cain again, mentioning her new “Win Win Win” plan in the process. Does she think that’s going to bring her back in the polls again? (via shortformblog)

shortformblog:

First mention of 999 Plan: Michele Bachmann, ten minutes in. She is pitching a new plan called the “Win Win Win” plan. Including “win points.”

truth-has-a-liberal-bias:

The Great GOP Primary Crash and Burn: 5 Republican Would-Be Saviors Flame Out in Hilarious Ways

The GOP’s “anyone but Romney” strategy has backfired.

READ MORE

We need a leader, not a reader

Herman Cain on why he doesn’t need to know much about foreign policy - @thinkprogress (via brooklynmutt)

(via brooklynmutt)

seriouslyamerica:

First the transparent Christine O’Donell judge character last season, and now this ad OBVIOUSLY poking fun at Herman Cain. How is FOX letting Glee get away with this hilarity at the expense of the GOP?

I Think Rick Perry's Oops Moment Just Got Topped: Herman Cain is Asked About the Handling of Libya, His Response "Um... Line?" →

stfuconservatives:

I’m exaggerating a bit but you have to have to HAVE TO watch this video. He just sits there trying to remember what he’s supposed to say about Libya. I’ve never seen a person more terrified of deviating from the party’s talking points.

“Okay, Libya,” Cain said — then paused, looking downward. “President Obama supported the uprising — correct? President Obama called for the removal of Qaddafi. Just want to make sure we’re talking about the same thing before I say, yes I agreed, or no I didn’t agree.”

“I do not agree with the way he handled it, for the following reasons — No, that’s a different one. (Pauses) I gotta go back, see. (Pauses) Got all this stuff twirling around in my head. Specifically, what are you asking me, did I agree or not disagree (sic) with Obama?”

This is pathetic.

-Joe

#Herman Cain #doesn’t know shit about Libya

(via kileyrae)

We don’t just throw stuff on there. We actually test, “Do you have too much sausage? Too much beef?” Because we want to balance the flavor out. So it is more scientifically developed than it might appear.

Herman Cain - believes in the science of pizza, but not climate change. (via liberal-linguaphile)

(via abokononist-deactivated20120714)

The more toppings a man has on his pizza, I believe the more manly he is. … A manly man don’t want it piled high with vegetables! He would call that a sissy pizza.

Who else but…

[Herman Cain: Sissy Men Eat Vegetable Pizza]

(via buzzfeed)

(via brooklynmutt)

inothernews:

Herman Cain has his Rick “Oops” Perry moment talking about Libya with the editorial and reportorial staff at the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel. Except it lasts about five times as long.

“I’ve got all this stuff twirling around in my head.”

Wakka wakka.

diegueno:

Look at Herman Cain scramble to find something substantial to criticize or avoid praise of President Obama’s handling of the uprising in Libya and the subsequent liquidation of the Quaddafi regime.

Cain goes from a position of attempting intellectual honesty to trying to baffle bullshit traders with bullshit at :48.

You know, over the past couple of weeks, it’s probably not politically correct to say, but you know, I didn’t take a political correctness class, so I’m going to say it. Over the last couple of weeks, I’ve been through hell.

Herman Cain: ‘I’ve been through hell’ (via brooklynmutt)

(via brooklynmutt)

peterfeld:

Cain Buys Molestation/Harassment Search Results, Drives Traffic to Fundraising Site.

Searching Google for information about “Cain Sharon Bialek” and other keywords related to the sexual harassment allegations against Herman Cain?

Instead of the most recent news report popping up first on Wednesday, the Cain campaign paid for search results to produce an ad with links to a new Web site, CainTruth, devoted to defending Mr. Cain, the Republican presidential candidate, and telling his side of the story.

(via kileyrae)

brooklynmutt:

Former Bush spokeswoman Dana Perino reacts to Herman Cain calling Nancy Pelosi “princess Nancy” during tonight’s GOP debate.

(via pantslessprogressive)