And let me start with a quick public service announcement to all the gentlemen out there: Today is Valentine’s Day. Do not forget. I speak from experience here. It is important that you remember this. And go big. That’s my advice.
He [Herman Cain] just kicked Rick Perry’s Caucasian ass up and down the state of Florida. Proving that politics is sometimes like a porn movie … You know, pizza guy shows up out of nowhere and f**ks you.
Larry Wilmore on Herman Cain, The Daily Show (via brooklynmutt)