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brooklynmutt:

Hear the drummer get wicked!

(via brooklynmutt)

And let me start with a quick public service announcement to all the gentlemen out there: Today is Valentine’s Day. Do not forget. I speak from experience here. It is important that you remember this. And go big. That’s my advice.
Huntsman’s endorsement of Romney would’ve sounded more convincing it it hadn’t ended with the words “that cocksucker.

brooklynmutt:

Mr. Colbert suggested to his fans on Wednesday that he should hop in the race.

“My heart always leads me to me!” he exclaimed. “And I am so not Mitt!” He said he would “go home, sit down and talk it over with my money” before announcing a decision on Thursday.

Read more —> NYTimes

brooklynmutt:

Presidential turkey makes a break for it at State Capitol

In the Capitol’s august governor’s reception room, Turkey Ted tried to make an escape.

Ted, one of a flock of 30 presidential turkeys, visited the Capitol before heading to the White House for a possible pardon from President Barack Obama next week.

Perhaps not knowing his potentially cushy fate, the bird bolted from his cage before Minnesota’s annual turkey ceremony. As Gov. Mark Dayton and U.S. Sen. Amy Klobuchar looked on, the turkey was soon repenned and kept calm by Minnesota Agriculture Commissioner Dave Frederickson. Frederickson was quickly dubbed the “Turkey Whisperer.” 

StarTribune

I’m a new category, an elite hick … I’m going for the hick vote here, I just want you to know. Maybe we could start wearing stickers that say ‘Hicks for Elizabeth’ – could we do that?

Massachusetts Senate candidate Elizabeth Warren 

Politico - Left Ahead

(via brooklynmutt)

I’m a new category, an elite hick … I’m going for the hick vote here, I just want you to know. Maybe we could start wearing stickers that say ‘Hicks for Elizabeth’ – could we do that?

Massachusetts Senate candidate Elizabeth Warren 

Politico - Left Ahead

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He [Herman Cain] just kicked Rick Perry’s Caucasian ass up and down the state of Florida. Proving that politics is sometimes like a porn movie … You know, pizza guy shows up out of nowhere and f**ks you.
Larry Wilmore on Herman Cain, The Daily Show (via brooklynmutt)
If we don’t cut Social Security, we won’t have the money to execute our children’s children.
Rick Perry - @BorowitzReport (via brooklynmutt)

pantslessprogressive:

Say it with me, Governor. Keynesian. Cane-zee-an.

Better or worse than “nu-cu-lar”…debate